30 July 2006

My cell is on fye-yah!

That message alert on your phone is not the late-night call you were waiting for, but it might be just as good (riiiight). Cellfire has launched its nationwide phone service for Cingular customers, and more carriers are on the way. Only a few businesses In Cali have bought in, but the concept is great. Sign up, download the mobile app, get coupons on your phone and redeem them by either showing it to the cashier or have them scan the bar code on your mobile screen.

It just makes sense that people can make more use of one device in even more practical ways than carrying envelopes full of dead-tree discount delivery devices. Maybe you can even beam your number to that cute checker. ("Is this the checkout line? Well, I'm checking you out. Giggity-giggity. Aw-right.")

Just relax, and let it happen.

Even though I expressed my desire to grow as a more open-minded geek in the previous post, I had to share this one from Penny Arcade. Rehab is for quitters. The first taste is free.

28 July 2006

Too soon old, too late smart

Well, that's what my great aunt used to say, anyway. Sadly, it now applies to me. Forgive me, for I have sinned... and not in a good, delicious way.
I'm the Mac Guy 'round these parts. The Cultist. The guy who almost got the tattoo. But now I've seen some of the error of my ways. Read on; I'll be pentitent in short order.
The EFF has been doing wonderful, soul-affirming work against DRM. They are toiling day and night to make sure that your online and offline music purchases are yours when you pay for them, not rented or loaned or watched over like black market food lines by the KGB. Bravo, lads. Bravo.
On the other side of the clue bin was me, clicking on .99 crack in the ITMS like a happy little monkey. Ta-tick. Wee! Ta-tick. Neat!

Today, I got the point.
And from now on, no more clicking. No more endorphine doses in dollar increments. No more filling out my life's history and having it dial back to the mother ship for approval. Today, I am a free man, and it feels real good.
You can say "Duh" now, if you haven't already. So, thank you, Cory. Thank you, Bald Guy.
Hell, at this point, I just might go whole hog and install Ubuntu.

Deadly Cool Bartop

I would move in to a bar with one of these:

Gizmodo says:

The iBar turns a countertop into an interactive surface, where projectors mounted underneath can display graphics on the milky, semi-transparent surface. It has an intelligent tracking system that reacts to touch, and its software follows objects and is able to illuminate them where they sit. There are all kinds of possibilities with this technology, such as playing with a virtual ball on a bar, in a game called iBar pong, or creating graphics that circle and connect objects placed on the counter.

Via Gizmodo.

Happy Little Trees

Rember Bob Ross, he of the soothing voice, perfect 'fro, and above all, happy little trees? I loved that guy. He seemed to always be on some PBS station or another, and it was so relaxing to watch him do his thing while he hypnotized you with that nepenthean voice.

Turns out there's some video from his show The Joy of Painting on YouTube:

Poking around the intertubes a little more, I discovered to my dismay that Mr. Ross passed away in 1995. His legacy lives on however, though his company Bob Ross, Inc. (now run by his son, I think) and, holy crap, it says here a video game!

In March 2006, Bob Ross Inc. announced plans to license rights to develop a Bob Ross video game. AGFRAG Entertainment Group will receive the license and is planning on developing the game for PC, the Nintendo DS, and Nintendo's next-generation video game console, the Wii. The Wii was chosen because its Wii Remote is unique in its ability to sense 3D control, allowing the player to use the remote like a paintbrush, aptly suited to The Joy of Painting.

Whatever console that game comes out on, I guaran-damn-tee I'll be buying one!

Just before I posted this, I saw that there's a Marketplace report from 2003 about Bob Ross, Inc. I haven't listened to it 'cause it's in the crappy real audio format, so let me know how it is.

Via Positive Ape Index and Boing Boing.

Log your day with Quick Logger

Wanna make quick notes to yourself about what you do during the day? Kind of a log thing? Lifehacker has a tidy little VB script (sorry, Mac cultists) that'll do exactly that for you.

I've updated it a tad to use my preferred date and time format (kinda Unixey), enclose the date in brackets, and separate the date/time from the description with a tab character to make it easier to import into a spreadsheet, should the need arise. (I would have posted it on the lifehacker comments, but you need an invite.)

'-----------------------------------------------------------
' QuickLogger v.0.1a
' Appends the date and a line of text to a file.
' Based on code written by Joshua Fitzgerald, 7/2005.
' Modified by Gina Trapani, 7/2006.
' Modified by thatbaldguy, 7/2006 (unauthorized).
'-----------------------------------------------------------
Option Explicit

Dim filename
filename = "C:\logs\worklog.txt"

Dim text
text = InputBox("Add to "&filename&":", "Quick Logger")
if text <> "" then
WriteToFile(text)
end if

Sub WriteToFile(text)
Dim fso
Dim textFile
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Set textFile = fso.OpenTextFile(filename, 8, True)
textFile.WriteLine "[" & DatePart("yyyy", Now) & "-" _
 & Right("0" & DatePart("m", Now), 2) & "-" _
 & Right("0" & DatePart("d", Now), 2) & " " _
 & FormatDateTime(Now, 3) & "]" & Chr(9) & text
textFile.Close
End Sub

Log on, my friend.

Hi, my name is Steve...

Worth1000 has a new Photoshopping contest, Bad Ads 3. I'm only posting this because That Bald Guy called me a cultist, and... um... maybe he's right. Here's the proof. Click on "view full", 'cuz the fine print is the kicker. And, just for him, there's this one, too. I won't admit I laughed. You can't make me.

27 July 2006

I can see your zlango

Visual beings are we. Images surround us, filling our minds, cubicles and portable computing devices with indelible pictures from advertising and elsewhere. Seems that an up-and-coming group of humans in Israel has come up with Zlango, "a new, inspiring messaging platform which transforms SMS into an expressive, juicy, colorful icon-based experience." Juicy, indeed. One can see this being used in far-flung bars across Europe and beyond. Then again, I can see myself getting slapped silly in a fine drinking establishment in the U.S. as well. But, you never know.

Welcome Il Lupo!

Please join me in welcoming Il Lupo to the HFAYHD! Signore Lupo brings with him wit, charm, good looks, stunning talents, a sterling sense of humor, and a breadth of geekiness unparalleled in the blogosphere.

I shall henceforth be known as "that other guy".

Time-Tested, Newton Delivers

Those who know me know my obsession strong interest in all things Newton. OK, so, older tech holds a certain fascination with me. I have a whippin'-fast G5 at home, but I'm also bidding on an 80-year-old Underwood typewriter. Luddite? Not me, brother. I just like good tech that works. Like the Newton. Excellent handwriting recognition (it learned my chicken-like scrawl) and a fast StrongARM processor made it indispensable. With a Wi-Fi card, you can take it to your local java pusher and catch up on email and RSS feeds, too.

Oh, right, my point: Recently, CNET.co.uk pitted a 10-year-old Newton 2100 against a Microsoft Windows Origami UMPC. Newton won, baby. Long battery life, a hot sturdy body (on the Newton, silly) and an insanely low price for that amount of tech knocked out the Origamatron in Round 6.

A color screen and a new browser and the Newton will live again! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-*cough *cough. You know how I get.

26 July 2006

Dear Noob DB Programmer: Knock it Off

Tip #1: Don't name a anything "user" or "users". Those are reserved keywords in many RDBMS and application servers, so using them in your schema or code reduces transportability. Try "member" or "luser" or something.

Tip #2: Don't name a column "id". Again that's a reserved keyword for a lot of systems. See #3 below.

Tip #3: Make sure your column names are unique. The only time that the same column name should appear in more than one table is if it's a foreign key. Try prefixing your column names with the table name or a portion thereof. For example, the primary key in the "member" table could be named "memberID" or "memb_id" or even "m_id". This will make your schema much more friendly to other developers and DBAs by making the relationship between tables and columns clear at a glance (if you see "m_id" in the member table and "m_id" in the order table, it's pretty obvious how those tables are related, isn't it.)

Tip #4: Don't store dates as strings. When you do, you're basically pissing-away data or processor cycles or time or all three. All RDBMS have native date/time data types. Use them.

Tip #5: Don't store user passwords in clear text. Again, most RDBMS have bidirectional encryption built right in. Use it, and make sure you don't store the key in the database.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Writing and Reading

Speaking of that whole writer > blogger > podcaster > publisher > reader relationship thingie, John Scalzi has more to say on the subject.

It seems that Robert J. Sawyer (sf author and publisher) and Evo Terra (sf commentator and podcaster) "are having a rather lengthy discussion on their Web sites about whether e-books are really a way to get one's self known as a science fiction author."

Mr. Scalzi makes an interesting point that I had kind of suspected, but not being a writer or publisher had no real way to verify, to wit: no one really knows what effect distributing one's printed work online has on the sales of that book (or other books by that author for that matter.)

If you're interested in this subject too, check out his post, and follow the links through the Sawyer/Terra conversation as well.

Site Accessibility, Says I

Go to Corsair Memory's Find the Right Module page, and look at the flags in the lower right that let you change the language of the page. Corsair, get it?

Via By The Way...

Movie: Little Miss Sunshine

It's a good 'un. Go see it. There's a trailer at the link below.

Art: Ron Mueck

Depending on your source, Ron Mueck is a hyper-realist or photo-realist. I vote for hyper. For what it's worth, Wikipedia says:

Mueck's sculptures faithfully reproduce the minute detail of the human body, but play with scale to produce disconcertingly jarring visual images. His five metre high sculpture Boy 1999 [inset] was a feature in the Millennium Dome and later exhibited in the Venice Biennale.

Check the link for pics from a show in Russia. Quasi-NSFW.

Via Boing Boing.

25 July 2006

This Call May be Recorded for Public Humiliation Purposes

The nice people over at The Consumerist post that das T-Mobile forbids you to record your call to customer service, even though they reserve the right to record the call themselves. While it's not illegal for T-Mobile to set such a policy, I have to wonder if anyone over there actually thought it through. Doesn't such a policy amount to telling their paying customers "Sooner or later we're going to screw you, and when we do, we don't want any pesky recordings running around to prove your side of the story?"

Do companies like T-Mobile not understand that the relationship between customer and vendor is kept alive only through trust? Doesn't this kind of policy just tell the consumer that T-Mobile wants to screw them and doesn't want to get caught doing it?

Further, the relationship between, say, an individual consumer and a cellular company is a contract. A contract is an agreement between two parties to exchange something of value. In this case, the individual agrees to give money to the cellular company in exchange for cellular service. While the perceived value of the service is comprised of several factors, it especially includes the ability to call customer service if there's a problem (and, of course, for customer service to be willing and able to fix the problem.) Therefore, if customer service quality is perceived to be poor, the perceived value of the cellular service is reduced, and the individual may (and probably should) take their business elsewhere.

Note the use of the word "perceived". I'm sure someone over at T-Mobile understands that customer retention is wholly reliant on the perceived value of their service, but that person and the jerk who set the aforementioned policy don't appear to talk much.

Unintelligble rants aside, remember that it's totally legal to record your phone calls, and you don't even have to tell the other party unless they're in the same state you are, and that state happens to have such a law. From a follow-up post on The Consumerist:

It's totally legal to record conversations across state lines and you don't have to tell the company at all.

This right is granted specifically by Federal statute 18 U.S.C. Sec. 2511(2)(d).

Now, if the call center is in your state, you will have to notify them, but only if you're in one of these states: California, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Massachusetts, Maryland, Michigan, Montana, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Washington.

Mostly, calls to companies are interstate. You can secretly record to your heart's delight.

Via The Consumerist, from whom I also shamelessly swiped the Mr. T Mobile image, 'cause it's super sweet.

Please note that neither this post, nor any content on this blog constitutes a legal opinion or legal advice. I'm not an attorney, just someone who takes the hard work of others, shakes well with self-centered raving and a dash of vitriol, then pours it on an unsuspecting blogosphere.

Beautiful Bookplates

That nice person over at BibliOdyssey has posted some more stunning finds from the print world, this time featuring some fine examples of "Ex Libris" bookplates, like the beautiful example above. Sie also points sir readers to a new blog called Confessions of a Bookplate Junkie, and provides links to four more bookplate resources.

Go look. They're awful pretty.

Via BibliOdyssey.

Goatse is Everywhere

Mark Frauenfelder over at Boing Boing points out that, once you had Goatse seared into your ocular cavity, you see it everywhere:

After one brief look at Goatse, your brain is scarred forever. You can't help but see Goatse again and again -- in ads, photos, logos, and so on. Here are a few that have been submitted to Boing Boing this week...

And later that day: a persistence-of-vision bike spoke Goatse. I know what a certain someone is getting for their next birthday!

Via Boing Boing.

95 Theses of Geek Activism

Ubergeeks of the world, unite behind these Theses!

(Although I would have picked a better word. Thesis? A hypothetical proposition, especially one put forth without proof? Sheesh. What's wrong with "proposition" or "instruction" or "commandment" or something?)

Geek activism has not taken off yet, but it should. With the gamers recognizing the need for a louder voice, EFF gaining momentum and Linux taking on the mainstream on the one hand and recent severe losses in privacy, freedom of speech and intellectual property rights on the other, now seems to be the best time to rally around the cause.

Geeks are not known to be political or highly vocal (outside of our own circles)- this must change if we want things to improve. So here is my list of things people of all shapes, sizes and sides of the debate need to know. Some of these are obvious, others may not be meant for you. But hopefully, some of these will inspire you to do the right thing and others will help you frame the next discussion, debate or argument you have on these topics.

I've got my EFF "SWAT" Hat on, how about you?

Via Boing Boing.

Pay Continuous Partial Attention to This Wiki

Cory Doctorow over at Boing Boing says:

Linda Stone -- a superconnector of great insight -- coined the term "Continuous Partial Attention" to describe a new phenomenon, distinct from multitasking. It's the attempt to stay involved in as many connections and networks at once as possible, and it can be nerve-wracking, though the temptation to indulge in powerful. Now Linda's started a wiki devoted to the subject.

From the introduction of said wiki:

What is continuous partial attention?

Continuous partial attention describes how many of us use our attention today. It is different from multi-tasking. The two are differentiated by the impulse that motivates them. When we multi-task, we are motivated by a desire to be more productive and more efficient. We're often doing things that are automatic, that require very little cognitive processing. We give the same priority to much of what we do when we multi-task -- we file and copy papers, talk on the phone, eat lunch -- we get as many things done at one time as we possibly can in order to make more time for ourselves and in order to be more efficient and more productive.

To pay continuous partial attention is to pay partial attention -- CONTINUOUSLY. It is motivated by a desire to be a LIVE node on the network. Another way of saying this is that we want to connect and be connected. We want to effectively scan for opportunity and optimize for the best opportunities, activities, and contacts, in any given moment. To be busy, to be connected, is to be alive, to be recognized, and to matter.

We pay continuous partial attention in an effort NOT TO MISS ANYTHING. It is an always-on, anywhere, anytime, any place behavior that involves an artificial sense of constant crisis. We are always in high alert when we pay continuous partial attention. This artificial sense of constant crisis is more typical of continuous partial attention than it is of multi-tasking.

Via Boing Boing.

Damn I post a lot of stuff from Boing Boing. Maybe y'all should just read that instead of this!

Stardust Shaping Up

Matthew Vaughn is directing a film based on Neil Gaiman's book Stardust, a moody little fairytale that I recommend you read at your earliest convenience.

Mr. Gaiman recently returned from the UK where he was visiting the set. He posted about taking Charles Vess around the production:

He's somewhere out beyond happy -- like me, he'd been working out all the polite ways of distancing himself from an awful movie, if that's what it had been, and like me he's relieved he won't have to. When Charles is extremely happy he gets sort of quiet and twinkly, and he twinkled a lot yesterday.

And you can't knock the cast, either:

Charlie Cox....Tristian
Claire Danes....Yvaine
Robert De Niro....Captain Shakespeare
Sienna Miller....Victoria
Michelle Pfeiffer....Lamia
Jason Flemyng....Primus
Rupert Everett....Secondus
Peter O'Toole....King Of Stormhold

Look for a release date in the US somewhere around March 9, 2007, to be distributed by Paramount.

Via Neil Gaiman's Journal, IMDB, and SciFi Wire.

Kid-Powered Merry-Go-Round Water Pumps

There was the post on the MAKE: Blog, er, ten days ago, which means it's old news, but it's still pretty darned cool.

You remember those merry-go-round thingies in the playground or park when you were a kid? You put your sibling on there, tell 'em to hold on for dear life, then try your hardest to make them puke? Ok, maybe that was just me.

Anyway, think of all the free energy generated by sibling rivalry that's just being wasted! When there are thirsty kids in Africa! "Wait," says PlayPumps International. "Maybe we can use that..."

And they did!

Via the MAKE: Blog.

WindFire Cursor Kite

WindFire Designs has made what could quite possibly be the best kite evaar! I wish I could take one with me everywhere! To, you know, point at things!

Via MAKE: Blog and Boing Boing.

Suck it, MPAA

Meanwhile, in Issue 14.08 (August 2006) of Wired Magazine...

Last November, Shawn Hogan received an unsettling call: A lawyer representing Universal Pictures and the Motion Picture Association of America informed the 30-year-old software developer that they were suing him for downloading Meet the Fockers over BitTorrent. Hogan was baffled. Not only does he deny the accusation, he says he already owned the film on DVD. The attorney said they would settle for $2,500. Hogan declined.

...

Hogan, who coded his way to millions as the CEO of Digital Point Solutions, is determined to change this. Though he expects to incur more than $100,000 in legal fees, he thinks it's a small price to pay to challenge the MPAA's tactics. "They're completely abusing the system," Hogan says. "I would spend well into the millions on this."

Of course, the MPAA isn't backing down either. "I hear Mr. Hogan has said, 'I'm absolutely going to go to trial,' and that is his prerogative," says John G. Malcolm, the MPAA's head of antipiracy. "We look forward to addressing his issues in a court of law." Look for a jury to weigh in by next summer.

"We look forward to addressing his issues?" Man, that John G. Malcolm guy is a dick. I look forward to Mr. Hogan celebrating his legal victory over the MPAA's bullying tactics and pervision of the tort system by teabagging Mr. Malcolm.

Via Boing Boing.

24 July 2006

Odd Statuary from Around the World

Mark Frauenfelder over at Boing Boing posted a link to this gallery of strange statues from all over the world. Take a few minutes to relax and enjoy, won't you?

Via Boing Boing.

Tourist Remover Brings You the World of The Avengers

You know, Mrs. Peel? Mr. Steed? The Avengers? No, no, the TV series from the sixties. Yeah, with Diana Rigg, that's the one. Yeah, I thought that movie they made in '98 was crap too.

Anyway, in the series, they never had anyone but actors in frame which made it look like there were maybe a dozen people in the entire world. I always thought that was creepy when I was a kid.

Now, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, you can turn all of your vacation spots into Night of the Comet-esque ghost towns! Simply snap several shots from the same angle, upload them all to futureLAB's Tourist Remover and presto! No more tourists, natives, moving cars, pigeons, or any animal life whatsoever mucking up the landscape.

Via Boing Boing.

BTB, Mr. Steed's full name was John Wickham Gascone Berresford Steed. Go forth and bore people with your nerdiness.

Video Game can Help You Relax

I frequently use video games to relax. Somehow grabbing a NPC by the arm, ripping said arm off of NPC, and then beating the living tar out of said NPC with its own arm is very relaxing, not to mention cathartic.

Simmer Down Sprinter by Steve Lambert is a different kind of video game: no catharsis, but plenty of relaxation for the winner. Here's how Mr. Lambert describes the game:

Simmer Down Sprinter is a two player, sit-down, arcade style video game I designed and programmed in which players compete to move runners around a track. The game is controlled by playerÂ’s bio-feedback. The more relaxed the player becomes, the faster the runner moves around the track. Essentially it is a game of competitive relaxation.

No arm-ripping-off/sniper-shooting/chainsaw-wielding catharsis, but I'd still like to try it. There's even build notes so you can make your own biofeedback-controlled game. I like Cory Doctorow's implementation concept:

It would be perversely great to do one that's wired to so you win the more stressed-out you become, and attach it to an espresso machine, and a monitor that shows nothing but comments from Slashdot that have been ranked -1 or lower.

I also think it would be great to use the biofeedback to determine how agro the player is, and use that to determine how much damage is dealt to the NPC, ranging from flipping the bird, through ripping off its arm, beating the NPC to death with said arm, jamming the arm up...never mind.

Via Boing Boing.

Ubernerd Mashup: Star Trek vs. Knights of the Round Table

I think I just peed myself a little.

Via Boing Boing, source of much nerdiness, god FSM love 'em.

All Your Snakes Are Belong to Us

'Nuff said, really.

Via Boing Boing.

23 July 2006

Book: Counting Heads by David Marusek

Another book I finished lately is Counting Heads by David Marusek, which was named as one of twelve finalists for the John W. Campbell Award.

Counting Heads is chock full of new concepts (as are all my favorite books) and presents a sharp commentary on the post-9/11 world that we've created for ourselves -- you know, the one that sacrifices freedom and the pursuit of happiness on the altar of so-called-security.

Cory Doctorow posted a nice description and review of the book, which I assure you, does not exaggerate:

It's hard to summarize this book because again and again, the plot hinges on wonderful, original inventions, and just describing the storyline would spoil too many of David's delightful surprises. I haven't felt as buffeted by a book since Gibson's Neuromancer -- haven't felt more like I was reading something truly radical, new and exciting.

When David was writing short stories, he was an exciting writer. Now that he's onto novels, he's practically a force of nature.

BTW, while some of the less-than-positive customer reviews on Amazon make some valid points, I think that they may have been looking for a nice, formulaic plot structure (not the hallmark of a good book IMHO) which kept them from seeing the gloriously rich landscape and the fascinating characters inhabiting it.

Via Boing Boing.

Book: Earthcore by Scott Sigler

I just finished a book called Earthcore by Scott Sigler. Thing I like most about it is its publishing history (not that it's a bad book mind you.) It seems he had a deal with Time Warner to publish the book in 2001, but the deal fell through, so he podcasted it. 10,000 people ended up listening to it, which lead to a deal with Dragon Moon Press. Back at the beginning of June of this year, Mark Frauenfelder over at Boing Boing posted a podcast interview with Mr. Sigler, which I recommend.

I'm very interested in the confluence and influence of authors, blogs, podcasts, ebooks and publishing companies, and this is a great example of how success in one of these mediums can lead to success in others, success being measured by the number of people that get to read your stuff.

Regarding the book itself, it's really not my cup of tea, so when I say I didn't like it, that doesn't mean that you shouldn't read it. I bet you'll like it.

Urwerk is Swiss for Sexy

If you know anything about me, you know that I have a watch fetish. It's a sad, sad obesession, especially since I can't afford to spend (or bring myself to spend) the kind of money that the really sexy watches go for. I content myself with leaving noseprints and little tiny streaks of drool on the front window of our local wallet draining watch emporium.

Those jerks over at Gizmodo post about the Urwerk UR-103 line of watches. Drooltastic pictures on a kinda crappy site, but note the absence any prices. I know better than to ask. Make sure to take a look at an example of their custom work; I've got to sponge off my keyboard now.

The Electric Car was only Mostly Dead

Remember when I was whining the other day that I just wanted a little two-seater electric car for commuting? Well, I've found just the thing. Tesla Motors has announced that they're coming out with an electric roadster, which can be described by the following fun facts:

  • 0-60 mph: around four seconds
  • 0-100 mph: under 11 seconds
  • Top speed: approximately 130-miles per hour (completely silent!)
  • Range: 200-250 miles per charge (estimated)
  • Charge time: approximately 3.5 hours

They'll be hitting the streets mid-2007 for somewhere between $80,000 and $120,000. I'll be buying two.

Via AutoblogGreen, Autopia, Engadget, and Gizmodo.

Public Art in Los Angeles

Boringly formatted but somewhat extensive listing of, public art in Los Angeles, just like the title says. Most of the photos are only so-so, but it still makes for a long list of possible places to visit on a lazy weekend.

Via Art.Blogging.LA.

21 July 2006

It's Alive! at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has an exhibit of animatronic puppets and creatures going on right now through September 10 called It's Alive! Looks pretty darned spiffy, including characters from An American Werewolf in London, Beetlejuice, The Dark Crystal, Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, Little Shop of Horrors, Jurassic Park, Short Circuit, Spider-Man 2, Star Wars and Willow.

Via MAKE: Blog.

New York Dolls Video Starring FSM

The New York Dolls. You loved 'em back in the day, you know you did.

Well it looks like they have a new album coming out called One Day It Will Please Us To Remember Even This, and there's even a video for one song, Dance Like A Monkey, which features our favorite creator of the universe, The Flying Spaghetti Monster! You can see his noodly divinity in glorious QuickTime on the Roadrunner Records site, download it, or watch the crappy YouTube version.

Via Drawn!

I Don't Care What They Say, I Like Ren & Stimpy

Mark Frauenfelder over at Boing Boing got his mits on John Kricfalusi's new double DVD, Ren & Stimpy: The Lost Episodes. Jerk. Now I have to buy it.

INSIDE:
3 Spike episodes
3 never been seen episodes
9 half hours total cartoon product.

Naked girls (by the # 1 cute girl artist-Katie Rice)
The 3 Things
Ralph Bakshi animated
First on screen live animated birth

Lots of supplemental material:
I introduce each cartoon and tell you the back story of how we came up with it. I even thrust my groin a couple times.

Meet the cartoonists-Eddie, Katie, Luke, Vincent, Annmarie, Steve (of Asifa Archives fame!) and Eric Goddamn Bauza himself!

A rare personal appearance by Dave Feiss (creator of Cow and Chicken)

Weird Al live justifies the existence of the set!

Animatics
background paintings
model sheets
storyboards

Via Boing Boing.

The Seven Deadly Sins as Depicted by Gummi Bears

Elliott Back Wiedmaier uses Gummi Bears to depict the Seven Deadly Sins. "Envy" above is definitely my fave.

Via Boing Boing.

DRM is Bad, but not Insurmountable

Speaking of DRM and how it is teh suck, Ars Technica has a great article today by Nate Anderson about the history and future of DRM cracks. It's a good 'un. Here's a snip from the intro:

Like a creeping fog, DRM smothers more and more media in its clammy embrace, but the sun still shines down on isolated patches of the landscape. This isn't always due to the decisions of corporate executives; often it's the work of hackers who devote considerable skill to cracking the digital locks that guard everything from DVDs to e-books. Their reasons are complicated and range from the philosophical to the criminal, but their goals are the same: no more DRM.

We're going to revisit the history of the most famous DRM cracks. While the stories themselves are fascinating, one of the merits of such an exercise is to use the lessons of the past to consider the challenges of the future. Along the way, we'll address the following important questions:

  • Will DRM someday be unbreakable? Do content companies care if it is?
  • Who or what is a "Beale Screamer"?
  • What does the history of DRM mean for new technologies such as Blu-ray discs and HDCP links?
  • Can a marker violate the DMCA?
  • What's more important: technology, Congress, or the market?
  • Will a Stalin statue make a brief cameo appearance in the conclusion of this article?

We'll start our survey with one of the most-used DRM schemes in the country, Apple Computer's FairPlay.

Via Ars Technica.

DRM is Bad for Business: The Message is Slowly Sinking in

Fred von Lohmann of the EFF notes that Sony-BMG is offering a new Jessica Simpson track for download through Yahoo Music...as an MP3. No DRM at all.

Dig Yahoo's crazy rap:

As you know, we've been publicly trying to convince record labels that they should be selling MP3s for a while now. Our position is simple: DRM doesn't add any value for the artist, label (who are selling DRM-free music every day — the Compact Disc), or consumer, the only people it adds value to are the technology companies who are interested in locking consumers to a particular technology platform.

We've also been saying that DRM has a cost. It's very expensive for companies like Yahoo! to implement. We'd much rather have our engineers building better personalization, recommendations, playlisting applications, community apps, etc, instead of complex provisioning systems which at the end of the day allow you to burn a CD and take the DRM back off, anyway! And on the consumer end there is certainly some discount built into that $0.99 download for the fact that you can burn a limited number of times, can't play it on your Squeezebox, can't DJ it with your DJ software, and can't make a movie out of it with iMovie? I certainly hope so. Un-DRM'd content is implicitly more valuable to a consumer.

Via EFF's DeepLinks and Boing Boing.

RU Sirius had a Podcast

RU Sirius has a goddamned podcast! He got the intertube way before it was tubular, and the name of this blog is an homage to his fantastical and fondly remembered magazine.

He's got interviews with Paul Krassner, Guillermo Gomez Peña, Richard Linklater...really, just scan through the list. He's up to 53 really good shows. Apparently it's been going for a while, but I won't do the podcast thing 'till they come up with a name that doesn't involve a DRM-promoting product...and I'm lazy. Now that I've heard a couple, I may be up all night listening to more.

Via Boing Boing.

UPDATE: Seriously, listen to Show #52: Has Immigration Already "Killed" American Culture? with Guillermo Gomez-Peña. It's fascinating.

Michael of Rhodes

From the Dibner Institute for the History of Science and Technology:

In 1401 a young man named Michael of Rhodes joined the Venetian navy as a lowly galley oarsman. Over the next four decades, he sailed on more than 40 voyages and took part in five major sea battles, rising through the ranks to become a trusted galley commander.

Michael documented his life and knowledge in a remarkable manuscript. Only recently rediscovered, it chronicles Michael's service record and includes more than 200 pages of commercial and calendrical computations, a beautifully illustrated section on astrology, some of the earliest surviving portolan aids to navigation, and the world's first known treatise on shipbuilding.

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The Michael of Rhodes manuscript was lost for 400 years until it resurfaced in 1966 and again in 2000, when it was made available to the Dibner Institute for the History of Science and Technology for study.

Via BibliOdyssey, who recommends the non-Flash version so you can see larger pictures.

20 July 2006

Bush Tries Vulcan Death Grip on German Chancellor Merkel

Xeni Jardin over at Boing Boing posted this great picture and a bunch of hilarious stuff from the blogosphere about some nut job attacking the chancellor of Germany.

This just in: the nut job in question has been identified as...wait...are you sure this is right? President of what again? ... This just in: the office of President of the United States is being filled by a sexist retard.

Via Boing Boing.

Yeti Skin Rug

Debra Swann makes pretty durned neat faux taxidermy from dried plants, packing tape exoskeletons, and other "fantastical objects." Check her stuff out.

Via Boing Boing.

Marx Brothers = Feckin Genius

Here's a great example of why I love the Marx Brothers. How is it possible not to? I don't know, but there's some freaky people in the world.

Via Boing Boing.

Goatse Polo Shirt

Wanna be preppy and nerdy at the same time? Wear your geek-cred with pride with this polo shirt from Geof Artisse (who appears to be a teenaged hesher.) Just don't try to explain it to your granny.

Via Boing Boing.

Counterkulture Sticker Guy Gets Book

Srini Kumar makes stickers. Great, subversive, creative stickers. Here are some of my faves:

  • you LIVE in that head?
  • choose slack
  • admit that goth is ridiculous
  • cheer up, emo kid
  • Do not buy anything from any bake sale that the air force may hold to buy a bomber, because those bombs will kill people.
  • mcdonalds isn't food
  • god is obsolete
  • marxists get crazy laid
  • fuck slogans

Now he's himself a new book from Disinformation called Sticker Nation. I need one.

Via Boing Boing.

Indian and Asian Superheroes?

I'm dying to see Virgin Comic's comic books and animation based on Indian and South-Asian tradition and mythology. The idea of portraying stories that are thousands of years old in a medium like comix or anime makes me feel all tingly.

Ramayan Reborn from Virgin Comics is a graphic, post-apocalyptical reinvention of Indian mythology told by IndiaÂ’s two greatest creators, bestselling author Deepak Chopra [whatev -ed] and acclaimed filmmaker Shekhar Kapur (Elizabeth, Bandit Queen) [now we're talking -ed].

"I am thrilled to be contributing to the Virgin Comics library of titles," said Deepak Chopra. "There are very few Western allegories with mythic storytelling, intrepid heroes and interwoven dimensions on this level. HomerÂ’s Odyssey and TolkienÂ’s Lord of the Rings come to mind."

Ramayan Reborn #1 should be in stores September 6. Virgin's got issue #0 up for free on their site.

Via Boing Boing.

Daily Show on a Series of Tubes

More Daily Show goodness on Senator Stevens' infamous description of the internet intertubes, this time with the fabulous John Hodgeman.

Judge to AT&T and NSA: Bullshit

The Man has been dealt a stunning blow by a federal judge in San Francisco, who today rejected the administrations attempt to kill EFF's class action lawsuit against AT&T (the one that says that AT&T is helping the NSA to illegally spy on the communication of Americans.) Hooray EFF!

The Man was adding insult to injury by, in this case, attempting to curtail Americans' right to question the government by trotting-out the old "state secrets privilege", stating that if terrorists even knew of the existence of such a program, the program would be less effective, leading immediately to giant jihadist ninja robots raining fire and destruction on Main Street USA. All of which sounds odd because the sooper seekrit NSA program has been widely reported in the MSM and the blogosphere for, like, months.

p.36, "To defer to a blanket assertion of [state] secrecy here would be to abdicate that duty, particularly because the very subject matter of this litigation has been so publicly aired. The compromise between liberty and security remains a difficult one. But dismissing this case at the outset would sacrifice liberty for no apparent enhancement of security."

p.39-40, "If the government's public disclosures have been truthful, revealing whether AT&T has received a certification to assist in monitoring communication content should not reveal any new information that would assist a terrorist and adversely affect national security. And if the government has not been truthful, the state secrets privilege should not serve as a shield for its false public statements. In short, the government has opened the door for judicial inquiry by publicly confirming and denying material information about its monitoring of communication content."

p. 68, "Moreover, because the 'very action in question has previously been held unlawful,' AT&T cannot seriously contend that a reasonable entity in its position could have believed that the alleged domestic dragnet was legal."

Take that The Man!

27B Stroke 6, and of course the EFF have interesting things to say about today's ruling, which of course the government is appealing.

I'm Not the Only One?

Lifehacker wants to know if we have "Netflix guilt." Somehow I had it in my shiny little head that I was the only one!

But that got me thinking. Between the 50+ news feeds that I follow (mostly for professional purposes; I'm a professional geek), the books I read, my actual job, and, most importantly, the time I want to spend with the Bad Kitty, I simply haven't had the time to watch the four DVDs that have been running around the apartment for several weeks. I don't even remember what ones we have in at the moment. Frequently I send the things back unwatched, just to free up valuable flat surface. And I'm paying for this service?

LAT Says: Buy Cheap Headphones

It says right here in the Los Angeles Times that, of the six set of high-end earphones they tested, the cheapest of the lot came out on top: the Sennheiser CX 300S In-ear Monitor (which Amazon has for $54 right now, as opposed to the $80 mentioned in the article.)

I've been thinking about getting a set of in-ear headphones for a while, but you can't really try them out at the store (a wise policy, if you ask me.) It's a decent review that speaks cogently about the way different earphones sound, and names names, so to speak.

Anybody else have an opinion about these things?

Via The Consumerist.

Pity the Poor Clients

Holy cats. I've been called on the carpet for making mistakes before, and I really hate it...Especially when I actually made the mistake.

But I don't think I've never had anyone say anything like this about my work:

Both attorneys have obviously entered into a secret pact -- complete with hats, handshakes and cryptic words -- to draft their pleadings entirely in crayon on the back sides of gravy-stained paper place mats, in the hope that the Court would be so charmed by their child-like efforts that their utter dearth of legal authorities in their briefing would go unnoticed.

Wait though, you really have to read the whole thing. It's a riot.

Via Dispatches from the Culture Wars.

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Stamps for Nerds

Click to enbiggen.Lupowolf says:

Can't... wait... must... reach... stamps... with... utility.... belt... urgh...

Makes me want to mail something, like a hermetically sealed collectible picture book of some kind.

You know you want 'em too. Nerd.

Enchanted Tiki Luau Night at the Egyptian!!

This Sunday (July 23) The American Cinematheque at the Egyptian Theatre presents an Enchanted Tiki Luau Night!

Join us in the Egyptian Courtyard for a Royal Southern Californian-style Luau between a double feature of island adventures exotic musical entertainment from King Kukelele and his Friki Tikis There will also be Tiki vendors and other special surprises in the courtyard from 1:00 PM till we shut it down.

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Tiki Vendors to include: Tiki Tony, Adrift Clothing, Crazy Al's Bone Productions, "Dumb Angel" Magazine authors Dominic Priore and Brian Chidister, Tiki Diablo, Falling Cocos, Coconut Kids Clothing,Tiki Farm and the American Cinematheque selling posters from our fabulous collection!

They'll also be showing Enchaned Island ("He dared to love an cannibal princess!") from 1958 with Dana Andrews and Jane Powell at 4:00 PM, and Blue Hawaii from 1961, starring Elvis Presley, Angela Lansbury and Joan Blackman at 7:30 PM.

Movies Only: General: $12.00, Sr/Students: $10.00, AC Member: $9.00
Luau Dinner Only: $15.00
Movies & Luau: General: $25.00, Sr/Student: $23.00 and Member: $22.00.

"A limited number of dinners will be sold at the door. To guarantee a dinner ticket please purchase in advance." says they.

Via Boing Boing

19 July 2006

Tale of How

Beautiful, lush, complex, wonderous, disturbing. You must see it. Direct link to MP4 video download.

Via Drawn!

Fantastic map

This cat named Julian Hector created an amazing map that contains more literary and mythological references than you can shake a stick at. Zoom in and look around, see how many you can name. Ya nerd.

Via Drawn!

Artist: Ronald Kurniawan

There's this restaurant in Sliverlake that the Bad Kitty and I used to go to (it's all, like, crowded and junk these days) and they had these great paintings on the wall. They were something like murky, bland motel-room-class landscapes that someone had added monolithic three-dimensional letters to form words and phrases. I was really taken with them on a couple of different levels: the messages were slightly subversive, the juxtaposition of the words in the landscape was surreal, and I'd never seen anything remotely like them.

I don't know if Mr. Kurniawan is the same artist, but his stuff is what I imagine the artist of those other paintings might have evolved into given time and a little gamma radiation. If he is the same artist, I can't wait to see what happens next.

Via the nice people at Drawn!

Almost 20 years later, the cat came back!

The National Film Board of Canada has put 50 animated shorts online for free, including one of my all time favorite short (cue tuba) from 1988, The Cat Came Back! Man, that song has been running arond in my head for almost 20 years.

Via our friendly neighbors from north of the border at Drawn!

David Brin is a Smarty Pants

I really enjoyed this long-ish post by David Brin on his own blog. He's clearly too smart for his own good, but I think he cooks up some good food for thought.

As most of you know, I have long inveighed against the hoary and almost-meaningless so-called "left-right political axis," a metaphor to which (absurdly) countless millions of people still cling, 250 years after the French (of all people) thought it up -- a "spectrum" that mindlessly narrows and channels all political debate. A tidy model that halves every political IQ, forcing sophisticated, 21st Century minds into enmity with folk who may share many values, and compels you into alliance with others who want a world very different than you do.

He's also arogant, but he cops to it readily enough so I'll let him slide. This time. But I'm watching you, Mr. Brin, I'm watching.

The Geeks Inherited the Earth

Charlie Stross has posted the best explanation I've yet seen for the rise of D&D-playing nerds (like me) to their (our) current position of global domination. At least on the intertubes. And our heads.

Sad to say, the political landscape of the early to mid 21st century has already been designed -- by Gary Gygax, inventor of Dungeons and Dragons.

Gary didn't realize it (D&D predates personal computing) but his somewhat addictive game transferred onto computers quite early. And then gamers demanded -- and got, as graphics horsepower arrived -- graphical versions of same. And then multi-user graphical versions of same. And then the likes of World of Warcraft, with over a million users, auction houses, the whole spectrum of social interaction, and so on.

Which leads me to the key insight that: our first commercially viable multi-user virtual reality environments have been designed (and implicitly legislated) to emulate pencil-and-paper high fantasy role playing games.

Bow before the might of our d20!

Mr. Stross is also one of my favorite authors, and if you're a fellow member of the overnerd elite, you'll really like his stuff.

Bumper Cars on Ice

In what may be best use of technology ever, the Van Nuys Iceland icerink has bumber cars on ice! Now I know where to take the Bad Kitty for our next anniversary!

Wait, what's this? A video!

Via Metroblogging Los Angeles

I wanna smart(er) car

I use my car mainly for commuting. If I was smart, I'd take the bus to work, but busses are full of germs and weird people. Plus I'm not smart. So I want a car that is smart. Something like a little two-seater electric gokart that keeps me under-exercised and uncontaminated.

Maybe some day.

Amazing Screw-On Head Online

Over on SciFi Pulse (the SciFi channel's online video thingie) they've got the Amazing Screw-On Head, a pilot for an animated series based on Mike Mignola's comic book.

Amazing Screw-On Head features the voices of Paul Giamatti, David Hyde Pierce and Molly Shannon in a story about a robot secret agent (Giamatti) working for the U.S. government under President Lincoln. After watching the pilot of Amazing Screw-On Head, SCI FI Pulse viewers will be asked to fill out an online survey crafted by the NBC Universal research department. The results of the online survey will help SCI FI executives decide whether or not to green-light the pilot to series.

Go. Watch. Vote.

Via SciFi Wire

Twelve Years?!?

SciFi Wire says that 3D Realms and Human Head Studios (who actually finished) have been working on the video game Prey for 12 years, and it's finally ready for release. There's even a demo you can download to prove that it's not vaporware.

Really though. Twelve years? The very idea of working on the same project for 12 years makes my brain hurt. And what do you do after that? Is it like getting out of prison? Do the code monkeys have trouble "making it on the outside?"

Image via The Consumerist

Jon Foster has a Book

He makes books pretty. Now he'll have his own book in October.

Via The Art Department and Drawn!